Rules for Relationships

We must just face the facts men and women are just different. There was a book that was titled Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I like to say that women are like Alexander the Great and men are like snakes.

What I mean by that is women will try and conquer as much Real Estate as they can. Whether it be the closet or the bedroom, or just the way you dress.

When you get married you have a full side of the closet and she has a full side of the closet. But after a couple of months your side of the closet gets smaller and smaller. Before you know it you just have a small space in the closet if you are lucky.

Sometimes she moves a lot of your things to a hall closet or maybe even the garage. Then she spreads all of her stuff all over the room, and if you place one book or a sheet of paper on the dresser she reprimands you like a child.

If you tell her that she has things stretched all around the room she will remind you that she is using all of those things. And sometimes she will use her trump card and say I am using those things for the kids.

Your one item is making the room a messy. But she pays no attention to the complete chaos that she as going on in the room. She asks you questions like “are you going to wear that”.

Then you say what do you mean, is something wrong with my outfit. Then she gets all passive aggressive and says “I’m just saying I would not wear that if I were you”. But here is the kicker “but I’m not going to tell you what to wear”.

Well you just did in your own passive aggressive way. Just say she was wearing an outfit that you did not like, and you said “Why don’t you wear another outfit that I like better”.

She would respond with “I wish you would learn to be more supportive and more sensitive to me”. She goes on to say that “you should know that a woman does not want to hear those types of comments”.

What! Did you not just do the same thing to me? And before you know it you are apologizing for being insensitive, and when she insults you. You apologize for not listening to her opinions.

Before you know it about 10 years into the marriage your friends and family don’t even recognize you. If the truth be told you don’t even recognize yourself. She as become mama and you have become the kid.

Some men even refer to there wives as mama. They say things like I’m going to need to ask mama, or “if mama isn’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”.

She wants you to act like a man but she is treating you like a child. The men are more like snakes because sometimes they will just bite you because; well they are just being a snake. Men can be getting everything at home sometimes, and still they will just slither into someone else’s back yard.

A snake does not even need to be hungry in order to bite you. You can have a pet snake that you are treating well and the snake will still bite you. A snake does not care if is neighbor’s backyard looks better than his he just wants to get into his neighbors yard to be greedy.

Men will do everything in order to win a woman but are just too stupid to work to keep her. When she got a new outfit and you were dating you would let her know how much you liked that outfit.

Now she can go from a brunette to a redhead and you will not even notice the change. Snakes never stop to spell the flowers because; well they are just too busy being snakes.

They are not like regular pets. A cat will rub up against you to show there love, and a dog will wag there tails when you arrive home in order to let you know that they are happy to see you.

But not a snake even after you feed them they still don’t look content. They just look like they are waiting for the opportunity to sink there teeth into you.I would like to give couples the 101 in relationships.

Women give the man some space and a little respect. Let him make a decision with out you trying to manipulate his decisions. Just allow him to be a MAN and he will treat you more like a lady.

Men give your women lots of compliments because this is what a women desires. Drink water from your own cistern and not from another’s fountain and she will love and respect you more.


By:
The Source

http://www.askmeanything.biz/



Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Arizona Law Madness

This is an issue that quite frankly is somewhat mind boggling to me. We have people upset with Arizona and for what, wanting to uphold the law. This just proves to me just how completely insane that we have become in this country. We are upset because Jan Brewer the Arizona Governor wants to encourage her state to enforce the law.

Think about that people they are upset because they are enforcing the DAMM law. Have we lost our freaking mind in this crazy political correct country? I personally can not rap my mind around this insanity. They are upset with Jan Brewer and Arizona because they want to insist on enforcing the law. They are not upset with the lawbreakers they are upset with the law enforcers

I’m sorry to keep repeating the same thing over and over again, but they are upset because the state does not want to take care of Mexico’s illegal’s. Please let’s just stop with the complete nonsense about stopping other illegal aliens from other countries. Can we just PLEASE be intellectually honest for once in this mixed up country of ours.


The truth is that it is Mexico that is insisting that we take care of their freaking citizens. It’s not Russia, Africa, or Scotland it is Mexico that is insisting that we allow their invasion on the U.S.A. Why in the hell should the American people pay the medical bills if someone comes over here ILLEGALLY and drops off their damm baby?

We did not have any pleasure when they were conceiving the child so why should we pay for their pleasure. I don’t give a rat’s behind how much people say that they are just hard working people who love their family. Hell I’m hard working and I love my family also, and I can not get and relief from my property taxes for GODSAKE.

Why are we acting as if this is some type of special skills that they possess because they have laid on their backs and gotten pregnant? Hell any dog can lay up and become pregnant. Do we give the dogs Healthcare, a free education, and a Lonestar Card also?

I don’t give a DAMM if you’re from The Netherlands, China, or Zimbabwe. If you are pulled over for a traffic violation for expired tags and a police officer ask you for your Drivers Licenses. If your response is I don’t have a driver’s license or valid ID, and you don’t speak ENGLISH. What do you bunch of idiots suppose the officer should do? Offer the violator free tickets to see the Arizona Cardinals Football game.

I can remember on one occasions about 20 years ago, a police officer pull me over for speeding. I forgot my driver’s license at home and do you know what the officer did to me. He had me take the Green Mile Walk back to the police car and take a seat in the back seat of the squad car until he could make sure that I was who I said I was.

I did not go with the race card and say that the officer was placing me in the back seat because I was black. Don’t get me wrong I have been racially profile before simply because I am black. But on this occasion I understood that the burden of proof was on me for not having the proper ID. If I had showed the officer my ID and he gave me the Green Mile Walk anyway, then that would be a horse of a different color.

What I am sick of is the Latino and Black communities playing the race card even when it is not really an issue. Please make no mistake about it I HATE all racist equally, and it just shows complete ignorance for any race to hate another race based strictly on their skin color. I don’t care if your examining The Black Panthers, The KKK, a Latino Organizations who Hate’s other races, or Asians who set up there Flea Markets in predominantly black neighborhoods and profile you if you go in their stores.

Are we going to have some police officers who are racist and enjoy pulling over people based strictly on their race? Hell yes! But does this mean that we should stop enforcing the law because some people will be offended. Either you are just plain stupid or your brain has been fried from all the drugs that you have done in the past.

This is the problem with our war on terrorism and the reason we are not going to win if we continue down this road. I just think it is just as stupid if we are really trying to prevent a terrorist attack. But at the airport we search a 70 year old woman just as fast as we search Mohammad Aquabar. If we had a history of 70 year old white women who were blowing themselves and others up. I could understand you profiling more 70 year old white women.

If white men between the ages of 35 and 65 are convicted of molesting children at a much higher rate then and other race then I can understand you profiling white men between the ages of 35 and 65. If black men between the ages of 14 and 25 are robbing convenience stores I can understand you profile black men between the ages of 14 and 25. So dam it if you are stopped for a traffic violation or if you are questioned and you can not speak ENGLISH.

I don’t give a damm how mad LuLac or La Raza gets tell the Mexican invaders to go back home. What really cooks my goose is that the Mexican President Felipe Calderon comes over to our country and condemns the Arizona Law. Look how ridicules this sounds he is upset because his own citizens are willing to break the law in order to get away from his country.

I’m sorry I don’t know of any country that I would be willing to enter illegally and do any thing necessary to stay there. If Felipe Calderon is so concerned about HIS citizens being mistreated why doe he not tell them all to come on back home. Because if the Mexico is so damm great take your asses back to Mexico and stop trying to force us to take care of you and your damm kids.

Look how bold they have become they break the law and then they march in the street with their Mexican flags demanding rights. Again I repeat if Mexico is so damm great go back to Mexico and carry your flag proudly there. Calderon wants the American people to support his kids so to speak.

How would it look for the man or lady down the street to knock on my door every month and ask me to give them a check to help support their kids? After I explain to them how they are out of their explicit mind for coming to my door with such an outrages request. I would ask them if I could get the Social Security number for their 4 kids so that I could use them when I file my taxes at the end of the year.

That’s my new program it’s called “The Adopt an Illegal Alien Initiative”, and it is geared toward using the illegal’s in order to get a larger tax return at the end of the year. Hell the government does it every year when people who have had multiple kids and they have not worked full time or they only have made a minimum amount of money. They will get as much as $7000.00 on their tax return for lying on their backs and screwing someone.

This as become the new virtue in America if you have kids and lots of them, and you make sure that you can not support them then “Big Daddy Government” will give you some crumbs to help support little Carlos, Maria, Sheneneh, Jerome, Bill Joe Wayne, or Bobby Sue Oliver.

What ever happen to if you have a kid you support your own DAMM kids. We can not as a country continue to support illegal alien’s period end of the discussion. I know that almost all of the REAL MEN have been lost in our country, and most of the ones that are left refuse to say anything. They don’t want to come off has been uneven tempered.

Where were the real men when that piece of garbage from Mexico came to our house (America) and criticized our country on the Senate floor? There are only two things that should have happen to this bum Calderon. Number one of the Senators should have asked for security to escort the bum back to the airport and have his Visa revolted. Or the second idea which is my favorite and the thing that I had wished would have happen. And that is just as soon as he began talking someone should have invited him outside and beat the hell out of him.

How’s that for the good old PC crowd. Because if a man comes to my house and starts disrespecting my home and family by throwing out insults to me and mind. He will get his hat handed to him with out question that’s my motto kick ass and ask questions later. You can go to hell with your political correctness, because personally I’m sick of it.

Have a nice life America and just tell that clown Barack Hussein Obama that his immigration reform is a bad idea. Just like that other little inarticulate clown George W. Bush tried to do. He tried to shovel immigration down our throats also and all it did was ostracize his base. Why can’t we get these pathetic politicians to just do what the American people put them in office to do? Just do your damm jobs Mr. Politicians.

By:
The Source
http://www.askmeanything.biz

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