Rules for Relationships

We must just face the facts men and women are just different. There was a book that was titled Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. I like to say that women are like Alexander the Great and men are like snakes.

What I mean by that is women will try and conquer as much Real Estate as they can. Whether it be the closet or the bedroom, or just the way you dress.

When you get married you have a full side of the closet and she has a full side of the closet. But after a couple of months your side of the closet gets smaller and smaller. Before you know it you just have a small space in the closet if you are lucky.

Sometimes she moves a lot of your things to a hall closet or maybe even the garage. Then she spreads all of her stuff all over the room, and if you place one book or a sheet of paper on the dresser she reprimands you like a child.

If you tell her that she has things stretched all around the room she will remind you that she is using all of those things. And sometimes she will use her trump card and say I am using those things for the kids.

Your one item is making the room a messy. But she pays no attention to the complete chaos that she as going on in the room. She asks you questions like “are you going to wear that”.

Then you say what do you mean, is something wrong with my outfit. Then she gets all passive aggressive and says “I’m just saying I would not wear that if I were you”. But here is the kicker “but I’m not going to tell you what to wear”.

Well you just did in your own passive aggressive way. Just say she was wearing an outfit that you did not like, and you said “Why don’t you wear another outfit that I like better”.

She would respond with “I wish you would learn to be more supportive and more sensitive to me”. She goes on to say that “you should know that a woman does not want to hear those types of comments”.

What! Did you not just do the same thing to me? And before you know it you are apologizing for being insensitive, and when she insults you. You apologize for not listening to her opinions.

Before you know it about 10 years into the marriage your friends and family don’t even recognize you. If the truth be told you don’t even recognize yourself. She as become mama and you have become the kid.

Some men even refer to there wives as mama. They say things like I’m going to need to ask mama, or “if mama isn’t happy, ain’t nobody happy”.

She wants you to act like a man but she is treating you like a child. The men are more like snakes because sometimes they will just bite you because; well they are just being a snake. Men can be getting everything at home sometimes, and still they will just slither into someone else’s back yard.

A snake does not even need to be hungry in order to bite you. You can have a pet snake that you are treating well and the snake will still bite you. A snake does not care if is neighbor’s backyard looks better than his he just wants to get into his neighbors yard to be greedy.

Men will do everything in order to win a woman but are just too stupid to work to keep her. When she got a new outfit and you were dating you would let her know how much you liked that outfit.

Now she can go from a brunette to a redhead and you will not even notice the change. Snakes never stop to spell the flowers because; well they are just too busy being snakes.

They are not like regular pets. A cat will rub up against you to show there love, and a dog will wag there tails when you arrive home in order to let you know that they are happy to see you.

But not a snake even after you feed them they still don’t look content. They just look like they are waiting for the opportunity to sink there teeth into you.I would like to give couples the 101 in relationships.

Women give the man some space and a little respect. Let him make a decision with out you trying to manipulate his decisions. Just allow him to be a MAN and he will treat you more like a lady.

Men give your women lots of compliments because this is what a women desires. Drink water from your own cistern and not from another’s fountain and she will love and respect you more.


By:
The Source

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Lebron Jamas Saga

I have said this from the very beginning that Lebron James looks desperate trying to pair himself with other stars. I don’t believe that there is anything wrong with doing whatever it takes to better your plight in life. Most people are going to do what is best for them, and take the easiest road to get there. I believe that Miami will when a championship or two over the next 3 or 4 years.

This just reconfirms the greatness of Michael Jordon to me. I know if Lebron goes on to win about 4 championships most people will forget all about this little episode. But what will resonate with me until the day they put me in the ground is that even though I believe that he has carried himself great and he has looked very poised thru the entire situation. He has just looked like a little boy who needed some help because he could not get it done in Cleveland.

Having said all of that, I believe that the Cleveland Cavalier’s Owner is making himself look like a little rich kid throwing a temper tantrum. If you had something bad to say about Lebron James you should have said it before now. While I do believe the self proclaimed KING quit in the playoffs this year. If I where going to bad mouth him I would have went to him face to face. After one of his lack luster performances he could have said “son or you quitting on me”.

But don’t wait until your cash cow is leaving and then come out talking like Dirty Harry. No the real reason that Mr. Dan Gilbert is so upset is simple 101 math Lebron + Cleveland = money. Yes your cash cow and respectability in the league is gone. Did you here this clown make the statement and declare that Cleveland would when a Championship before Lebron would.

Son, put the pipe down you have nothing in Cleveland to win with. Cleveland has been taking but whippings since MJ was punking Greg Eloe back in the day. I just love win the owners start talking trash to players. You are not on the court so your trash talking may not resonate with your players. If anything you are making it were no other Superstar will ever want to play in Cleveland. They will say if he will talk about the KING like this, what will he say about me if I choose to leave.

Press rewind and let me tell you what the owner should have said when Lebron announced that he was leaving. “I am sorry to here that He is leaving I was hoping that we could win a Championship together. But Lebron has done what was best for him and his family, and now the Cleveland Cavaliers will need to move on”.

But you know why he could not do this and it is very simple. He nor the Cavalier;s organization did everything in their power to get Lebron enough help. So this is what people who are inadequate do when they have failed. They blame others and act as if we are in China or some other dictatorship country.

This is America you clown and if the man wants to leave, he as every right to leave. And the fans also showed how classy that they where by burning his jersey. From the Dog Pound for the Browns to this bunch of bottle sucking crybabies, no one tells you Cleveland Clowns were you can and can not work. So what in the hell makes you think that you can tell LB were he can or can not be employed.

This is just sports you bunch of morons get over yourselves. It could be worst you could have a kid dieing from cancer. Your entire family could have been killed by a bunch of losers like yourselves leaving a bar. Some Carjacker could have killed your wife or husband because he wanted their vehicle. Dam I have never seen so many morons in my entire life.

By:
The Source
http://www.askmeanything.biz

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